The Art of Astrooology
“From the dawn of time, mankind has looked up
at the stars and thought, “I’m hungry!” A little while later, mankind
looked up at the stars and thought, “Hey, lookit those thingys up there! I wonder if
I can eat them..?”
“Soon, after getting some supper, mankind started watching the lights in the
sky, and noticed that some of the lights moved in patterns. The lights that didn’t
move obviously had poor agents. People that recognized the patterns of the lights got so
they could predict what they were going to do next. It got to a point where the Number Two
caveman in the cave told everybody, “Okay, if the gods think the Number One caveman
should be replaced by me, THAT light THERE will move THAT WAY tomorrow night...” As
the fires of the cave lit up the following night to celebrate the inauguration of a new
Number One caveman — and the barbecuing of the former Number One caveman — the
art of Astrology was born.”
“The Necronomicrap is a must-have for anyone who wants to give Tim
Frayser money.”
--Selina Rosen, Author
