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• Contraception

Card Games

We are temporarily out of these games — please check back again later for availability.

Bubbas of the Apocalypse: The Card Game Designed and written by Bill Allen, artwork by Sherri (Con-Barbie) Dean and James (Little Jimmy) Hollaman. The game includes a deck of 96 cards, one six-sided die, and directions so simple that drunks can play it. This thing is more fun than two nekked women wrestlin' in a kiddy pool full of nanner puddin', so you better hurry up and order. $12.00 + Shipping

Bubbas of the Apocalypse: The Card Game

You are a bubba. Which is lucky because it means you survived the end of the world as we know it.

The Yuppie 25 virus killed most everybody off on the planet earth except for bubbas. It is generally believed that massive consumption of such items as BBQ, beef jerky, beer, corn nuts, Spam and Velveeta may have protected you all from death.

Some other folks were not quite killed. It was those people who spent most of their day in front of the computer screen. These BBQ deprived people now live out an undead lifestyle doing whatever they can to satisfy their craving for human flesh. Bubba flesh, that is — you! These critters are known as the Yumbies, short for yuppie zombies.

Although some Yumbies have retained a few marbles, a lot of them just wander the countryside looking for brains. (Which, in bubba country is kinda like looking for teeth at a Willie Nelson concert.)

Anyhow, you gotta build you up a trailer park capable of surviving the onslaught of the Yumbies, other rival trailer parks, the weather as well as other untold hazards of this strange new world.