|
|
|
July 19 - 21, 2002 // Tulsa, OK Thanks to Rhonda Eudaly, who sent us these pictures. We took NONE!!
From left to right -- Lee Martindale, Jeffrey Turner, Brian A. Hopkins, Selina Rosen, Gary Jonas, Susan Satterfield, and (in the audience) Bill Allen. From left to right (sort of) -- half of Mark Shepherd, Lee Martindale, (in the audience in front of Lee) Glenn R. Sixbury, (back to the panel) Jeffrey Turner, Brian A. Hopkins, Selina Rosen, Gary Jonas, Susan Satterfield, and Laura J. Underwood.
From left to right -- Glenn R. Sixbury, James Hollaman, Gary Jonas, (almost covered up) Brian A. Hopkins, (back to you) Selina A. Rosen, (also almost covered up) Tracy Morris, Judy Rohrig, Jeffrey Turner, and Bill Allen. They look serious now, because they're getting their instructions. They'll get over it soon. Told you they'd get over that serious stuff. Brian is visible and standing this time, and Tracy is sitting on the table behind Brian. I think everyone else has been introduced. OK. Now you can see Lee Martindale on the far left. But what's Brian DOING? Yes, that's a bra, and he's using it as a prop -- it's supposed to be a mask that will filter out germs and stuff. Guess the cast thought it was funny. So did the audience. Can't imagine why. If you thought Selina was going to stay out of the act, you were wrong. Someone made the remark (wise crack) that if Brian wanted protection for more than a VERY brief period of time, he'd need a better mask than that. So what does our intrepid editor do? She goes to a corner, turns her back, and proceeds to remove her bra without removing her shirt. This is a feat that astounds most men, and if you've seen Selina, then even the females will be impressed. Needless to say, when Brian donned his new mask (yes, he put it on), he was guaranteed a lot more protection for a lot longer period. Talk about an editor who'll go the extra mile! (No pony, though, Joe.) SHAMELESS PLUG: Bet you wish you'd gone to see the murder, huh? Bet you wish you had some, huh? You, too can enjoy hours of madness and mayhem by purchasing your very own copies of these incredible Yard Dog Press murders! Buy now, buy often!
Dread Pirate Rosen (SFWA Musketeers) The Gang |